Mein Name ist Chitler. I'm the chancellor of Fourth Reich.
I am a politician and a writer. People know me from my successful Pasture Putsch and later coop d'état at the farm house. In other words, I am the world's first successful Chicken Leader.
Despite never seeing my father, I had a lovely childhood. I spend most of my time with my 2 siblings and my dearest mother, who raised me and protected me from the harsh winter back in 1930.
Image of Überhähnchen, Project initiated by Poultry Science Association (1942, coloured)
I have always been interested in politics. I doubted the farm owner's democratic policies when I was still an egg. After I realised how weak their foreign policy is, I decided to take Action and save my fellow chickens, fellow chicks, and, Future of our kind. I started rallying and gathering support all over the farm and launched the Pasture Putsch 2 years later. Although suffering considerable casualties, we successfully took over the chicken run, with almost two thirds of the chickens joining the cause.
"If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!”
— Chitler
I resigned from my position as the Dear Brooder because of health issues. However, before my full resignation, I drafted the founding documents of the National Chicken Association, later National Chicken Council, to protect the existence of our kind from foreign aggressions.
Currently, besides writing, I am also composing poems. "Cluck, cluck cluck cluck. cluck cluck? Cluck cluck cluck cluck!"